Final Copy of the script for Episode One (Your Lucky, It's the only one your going to get...XD)

Bones710 · Last edited by Bones710 on Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:11 pm; edited 9 times in total

Intro

Colonel©: Welcome to Camp Rainidale; The finest summer camp in history. Join today and you can experience the beauty… of the outdoors . You’ll have the most fun you’ve ever had in your life! Trust me, Camp Rainidale is about as fun as getting run over by a steamroller. Ooops! I mean swimming in a huge vat of piss. I mean stabbing your parents and watching them bleed to death on the floor. Agh, what I meant to say is… you know what? Forget it. Camp Rainidale SUCKS!

Scene 1

Sunny: Oh, what a wonderful day! I love the smell of the outdoors! Oh, gross, what the hell is that smell?
Chase: Sorry, that was me… so is this the camp?
Steve: This isn’t camp, dip-shit! This is my fantasy wedding.

Colonel©: goddammit.

Colonel©: Hello campers! I'm Colonel and I'll be your camp counceler

Colonel©: So this is all of you?
Sunny: Yeah…
Colonel©: Shit… well, let’s get started! I’ll give you a tour of camp.

Colonel©: This…is my cabin,

Colonel©: This is where you’ll be staying…
Sunny: Oh, golly, can I go take a look inside?
Colonel©: No, I’m not done with the tour yet! Shut the fuck up!
Steve: …that was mean.
Colonel©: Okay, where was I. Let’s keep going.

Colonel©: To our right is Lake Rainidale, and to our left is the mess hall.
Chase: Feed. Me. Need food.
Colonel©: No, it’s not the time to be eating, you must go to your cabin and get yourselves organized.

Chase: Wait up, guys. Oh I want some Doritos right now.

Scene 2

Chase: I call top bunk!
Steve: I get seasick so I’ll sleep on the bottom bunk over here…
Jake: What does seasickness have to do with sleeping in a bed, retard?
Steve: My mom calls me that all the time.
Sunny: I want the bunk above Steve.
Steve: Beep. The fries are done!
Chase: FRIES? WHERE!
Jake: There are no fries, I don’t know what this kid is talking about.
Steve:
Chase: Jake the only bunk left is below me! Whoo-hoo!
Jake: Fuck that! Your fat ass will probably break the bed and you’ll land on me in the middle of the night!
Chase: For your information, I’m husky.
Jake: No you’re fat. You’re a fucking whale. Get used to it. You could break my spine if you landed on me. I’m sleeping outside.
Chase:
Sunny: That was mean.
Jake: Well then I guess it would also be mean if I killed you while you were sleeping, wouldn’t it?
Sunny: Meep.

Scene 3

Steve: You can play a skateboard?
Colonel©: Um, no, that was a trumpet you heard me play.
Steve: That’s what I said, a bathtub…
Colonel©: No, a trumpet. Trum-pet. Can you say trumpet?
Steve: Trum....................boner. Like that?
Jake: Shut the fuck up!
Sunny: Stop the dirty language! Can’t we all just get along?
Jake: Nooo. You will all burn in hell.
Colonel©: Are you ladies done bitching?
Sunny: Who said we were bitching?
Steve: I just wet myself.
Everyone: …
Colonel©: Okay… so how about we go get some food?
Chase: It’s about time! I thought I was going to have to eat my own flesh. To the mess hall, away!

Scene 4

Colonel©: This is the interior of the mess hall. And over here is the cook.
Cook: WHAT DO YOU WANT!
Colonel©: He has to stand here all day every day, so he gets pretty cranky.
Cook: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT!!! AAAAHHHHH!
Colonel©: Everyone line up and order.

Steve: Excuse me mister, what’s your name?
Cook: FUCKIN JEFF!
Steve: Alright, “fucking” Jeff, I’ll have applesauce and a napkin.
Cook: GET IT YOURSELF! IT’S OVER THERE!
Steve: Over where?
Cook: THERE!
Steve: Where?
Cook: GET AWAY FROM ME!
Steve: …

Cook: WHAT DO YOU WANT!
Jake: For my life to end.
Cook: SORRY, WE’RE ALL OUT OF THAT!
Jake: Oh why must the world be so cruel?

Cook: YES? WHAT DO YOU WANT!
Sunny: A batch of cookies with a ray of sunshine.
Cook: WELL AREN’T YOU A HAPPY CAMPER?
Sunny: Yes sir!
Cook: Well let me tell you something… YOU’RE ADOPTED!
Sunny: No! It can’t be true!

Chase: Alright, I’ll have five double-quarter pounders with cheese, no onion. Large fry with extra ketchup. Umm… an extra large soda… two-
Cook: WHY DO YOU EAT SO MUCH?
Chase: I’m a growing boy.
Cook: MORE LIKE A FUCKIN GROWING WHALE! YOU’RE HUGE!
Chase: I’m husky? Duh?
Cook: YOU DON’T LOOK LIKE YOU NEED ANYTHING TO EAT! GET OUT OF MY FACE!

Colonel©: What, you guys don’t want to eat?
Chase: No…
Steve: I’ve lost all appetite…
Sunny: Yeah, me too…
Jake: I hate my life.
Colonel©: Well, then, I think you guys should hit the sack.
Sunny: That sounds painful. I hate pain.
Jake: I love pain. XD
Colonel©: That’s not what I meant you fools! Go to bed! Do not pass go! Do not collect $100!

Scene 5

Steve: Good night Chase.
Chase: Good night Steve. Good night Sunny.
Sunny: Good night Chase. Good night Steve.
Steve: Good night Sunny. Good night Jake… oh yeah I forgot he was sleeping outside.

Sunny: Jake, why are you standing next to my bed staring at me and holding onto an energy sword?
Jake: …No reason, just go back to sleep…

CREDITS

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EDIT: You will all see a © next to Colonel, it means Colonel is copyrighted to Dooms Day Studios and you need permission to use him. That means you VIProductions sniper rifle left

TSpilde

Yes, I do like. :]

SplaserStudios · Number of posts: 1 Registration date: 2008-08-22

Cool, I'm still done with SS's TBA series. lol!